Sir, We Have an Orc Problem
#722 Most Played

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem: Steam Charts

Active Players Stats for Sir, We Have an Orc Problem

Current Players

1.3K

1,250 playing now

24H Peak

1.3K

1,260 peak today

All-Time Peak

7.7K

7,684 record

Steam Rank

#722

Most played on Steam

Last updated: 9/12/2026, 8:01:54 PM

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem: Incremental Tower Defense Against the Horde

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem turns a base defense into a deliberately lopsided siege: huge orc forces advance, and the player answers with bullets, bombs and lasers. Its short tower-defense format centers on holding out against overwhelming numbers rather than on a broader campaign premise.

The game’s run-based progression gives defeats as well as victories a purpose. Resources earned in each run go toward a large upgrade tree, letting players unlock and improve turrets between attempts. Active abilities add direct intervention in dangerous moments, including strafing runs, orbital lasers and nukes that can strike groups of orcs.

As a single-player strategy game, its player-count context is straightforward: the listed format is a solo defense challenge, while the repeated runs and persistent upgrade progression shape how that challenge unfolds. The blend of a short tower-defense loop with incremental-style growth is the defining design contrast, pairing immediate pressure at the base with longer-term turret development.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many people are playing Sir, We Have an Orc Problem right now?
As of the latest update, 1.3K players are currently playing Sir, We Have an Orc Problem on Steam (1,250 exact). Data is refreshed every 2 hours.
What is the 24-hour peak for Sir, We Have an Orc Problem?
The 24-hour peak player count for Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is 1.3K (1,260 players). This is the highest number of concurrent players recorded in the last 24 hours.
What is the all-time peak player count for Sir, We Have an Orc Problem on Steam?
The all-time peak player count for Sir, We Have an Orc Problem on Steam is 7.7K (7,684 players). This record reflects the highest number of concurrent players ever recorded for this game.
Is Sir, We Have an Orc Problem growing or declining?
Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is close to its daily peak: current players (1.3K) are near the 24-hour peak (1.3K). Comparing current players to the all-time peak of 7.7K gives a sense of the game's long-term trajectory.
How does Sir, We Have an Orc Problem rank among other Steam games?
Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is ranked #722 in our latest recorded Steam player-count data.